BOTO MO I-PATROL MO

[IloveRomblon]

Dahil sa nalalapit na ang eleksyon, usap-usapan na aag mga kandidatong iboboto nila. Kung sino ang mas kilala, at mapera yon ang madalas na kinikilala ng tao at ibinoboto, kahit pa man na walang kamuwang-muwang ang kandidato sa tinatakbuhan nilang posisyon. Ilang ba ang  Reg. Boto Partolers ng Romblon? Sana naman wag masuhulan  ng mga tatakbong kandidato at wag maging bulag-bulagan, ang mga ito para rin sa ating pagbabago.

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As the campaign kicks off, Gov. Beltran and his thugs are penetrating even the remote areas and barangays to distribute some food stuffs which includes sardines, noodles and a 5kg rice. Patikim pa lang daw yun sa mga voters. Medicines abound, all you need is a prescription and you can have the medicine you want. Beautifications and street lightings are common in vote rich areas courtesy of Gov. Beltran.

Ayokong isipin na ito lang ang magiging kapalit ng boto ng Romblomanon. Parang ayoko na ring umasa na titino pa at magma-mature ang botanteng Romblomanon. IloveRomblon, pwede wag ka na ring umasa dyan sa Boto Patrol mo? I learned a new dictum: Let the people go hungry, let them wallow in poverty, rob them of their dignity, oppress them more. All the while, votes will come cheap by the dozen. Pasensya na. Tingin ko kasi mukhang ilang latang sardinas lang ang katapat ng boto ng Romblomanon ngayon.

Parang tama si Balinsasadaw ah.

[Achiever]

SA
Don;t be surprised SA. That's a political stragetegyto win the hearts of the voters. If you will not do that in 2013, you will be dead meat. 

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Achiever,
My concerns are for real. Those free food stuffs  means a lot to the common Romblomanon. If they did accept those stuffs, so what’s next? Probably a 500 peso bill with together with a sample ballot?

Roll out your dry gins Achiever. My  boat is passing your waters. Jump aboard and we’ll have a drink. You can forget your political plans. You are a vote buyer in the making.

[Macario Saklay]

To Die Like Christ

(With apologies to Manuel Buencamino, Life In Gloria’s Enchanted Kingdom)

An old priest who lay dying in his hospital bed motioned to his nurse to come near.
“Yes, Father?” asked the nurse..

“I would like to see Budoy Madrona and Jojo Beltran before I die.” whispered the priest.
“I’ll see what I can do, Father,” he replied.

Budoy phoned Jojo after he heard from the nurse..

“Did you get the priest’s request?” he asked him.

“Yes,” he replied.

“I don’t know why he wants to see us but my advisers told me I should go, it will be good for my image daw.” he said.

“My people in the capitol told me the same thing,” he replied,
“Then let’s go together.” he proposed.

“That’s a good idea,” he said. “We can milk the visit.”

The priest’s hospital room was packed with media men when they arrived.

The priest beamed when he saw Budoy and Jojo. He motioned Budoy to stand by the right side of his bed and Jojo on the left. A look of serenity settled on the priest’s face after they took their places.

The cameras were rolling. Everybody was waiting for the priest to say something for the day's news’ soundbite. But he said nothing. All he gave them was a beatific smile.

Budoy finally spoke up, “Father, of all the people you could have chosen, why did you choose us to share your last moments with you?”

The dying priest replied. “I have always tried to live my life as our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ did. Now I want to die like He did.”

Budoy bowed his head. Jojo wiped a tear from his eye.

The priest continued, “Thanks to you both my wish will come true.”

“How so?” chimed Budoy Madrona and Jojo Beltran.

“Christ died between two lying thieves.”

[Achiever]

Macario
Jesus Christ died between the two thieves and murderers. The problem is you have yet to prove that either Jojo or Budoy is a murderer. Hence, you story is not good enough, although very funny.

As

I wish I could share to you my favorite Royal Salute so I would know if you really have no plans of splurging you hard earned money to the voters. Interestingly, are you ready to buy P1,000 per vote?

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Achiever,
I’ll spare not even 1 peso. Hihintayin ko na lang na maging libre ang boto ng ating mga kababayan. Baka sakali dumating yung araw na sinasabi ni Balinsasadaw na political maturity ng Romblomanon. Who knows, dumating din ang time na sa kanila pa manggaling ang initiative. Ang bwenas nga naman hehehe. Pero sa kaso mo mate, tingin ko you have to shell out a huge sum or maybe a fortune. Hindi papayag si Mareng Liela na palitan mo ng basta-basta.

Tingin ko sure winner itong si Liela sa Looc. Pero sa bandang Calatrava, tagilid si Galicia kay  Dr. Robillos. In fairness kay Dr Robillos, maganda naman ang ipinakitang performance nito, samantalang itong si Galicia e malata kung baga sa sinaing...  Sure winner din itong si Boy Firmalo sa Odiongan. Kung saka-sakali, sa San Agustin  ang no contest. Wala yatang gusto bumangga sa Madrona doon. Medyo 50/50 pagdating sa San Fernando. Makakakita tayo ng magandang laban dito kay Dindo.

Marami ang nakikiramdam kung sinong partido ang mahaba ang pisi. Naiisip ko tuloy malayo pa talaga yung political maturity na yan mangyari. Pagdating ng oras peligro, kanya-kanyang talon sa kabilang bakod. Wag lang silang magkakamaling tumalon sa bakod ko. Walang gun ban sa loob ng bakuran di ba.

There’s no reason to hurry. Life begins at 50 di ba mate? Hayaan muna natin sila. Pag mga wala na silang pera, saka tayo umeksena hehehe. Kumbinsihin natin si La tondena at Balinsasadaw na maging PR Man natin. Pag nasa atin yang dalawang master blogger na yan, sure winner na tayo mate tandaan mo yan. Yang dalawang iyan ang pambatong  mga asset ng oposisyon.

[Achiever]

What a smart move. I hope by that time you have already recovered the missing treasures.Just don't forget to donate a piece of gold to charity. My take is 50/50 for Leila Arboleda. It's again do or die for Juliet. Is is more of pride than politics that is involved in this election.

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Correction: San Andres not Calatrava. Sorry ka Elmer.


Mas maganda siguro mate bigyan na lang natin ng share lahat ng Romblomanon, mapa-oposisyon man at mga kiling sa nasa poder ng tig-1milyon. Tutal balita ko sobrang laki naman noong hoard. Baka sakali mapabilis ang proseso ng political maturity ng Romblomanon.

Is there a chance of reconciliation between Liela and Juliet? Baka naman maaayos pa sa isang brokered talk. Kaya lang di tayo pwede dyan umeksena mate, play safe tayo dapat lagi.