(datu ensay) DE Ampatuan

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Yup. Yung kaya lang nya ang pinapatulan. Mapapasubo kasi sya kay PacMan.

You guys wanted to know about the treasures of Bormann or the Golden Lily? I can share you some. But we have to relocate to a non political thread.

[Jean Jacques]

budoy+batman+datu ensay ampatuan=TRAHEDYA NG ROMBLON.

hesusmaryusep, di malayong MAGUINHAWA MASSACRE nga. 

[Balinsasadaw]

Matronix, hataw.

As they say in Iloilo's No. 1 newspaper. I will die-die laughing. Go!

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I have yet to see a person die laughing. You may be the first.

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I don't mind if the world is laughing. I don't mind if people die of laughing. What scares me is a dead man laughing.

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That guy must have a lot of energy. He can afford to laugh even though he is already dead. Is that possible AS?

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I haven’t seen one  either, but we can try when the gun ban is over. Though I doubt someone could afford to laugh at the sight of my dad’s bolt action primitive gun. I can only imagine the guy running for his dear life with an over flowing tears of fear.

Yet according to some old stories in WW2, people do laugh in the face of imminent death.  The boys from the Jutland Division of the Nazi army do laugh so hard that the Russians thought the Germans have gone insane. The battle of Memel in the waning days of the war saw people laughing too as Russia’s Red Army picked them up like ducks while trapped in a river bank and awaiting transport ships for Berlin.

When Monte Casino was blasted to bits in a sabotage operation by Hitler’s 27th Penal Battalion, those soldiers saw someone laughing while being consumed by fire. Not only laughing but dancing as well.

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AS
That was a good stuff AS, Why doesn't Balinsasadaw do the laughing thing.

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You mean we try to shoot Balinsasadaw at point blank range to the tune of Nobody Nobody? Hmmm... He will dance forcibly of course, he will do the native Tinikling dance but we can’t expect him to laugh. C’mon buddy, that’s  a cruel thing to do.. We both know his lips won’t move a quarter of an inch, not even a micron.  That is a total waste of my precious lead.

Besides, we belong to the old soldiers Achiever. We don’t shoot at a Master Blogger. He is a rare breed. So forget and don’t covet the Master Bloggers' laugh Achiever. Least I shoot you by myself and you will never see 2013 dawn on you. 

We can see him laugh of course. Free Romblon from the claws of Gov. Beltran. Free our people from the bondage of poverty. Install a new breed of leaders. Then maybe we can see the Master Blogger laughing all the way from AsiLand to the heights of Guiting-Guiting. Then we can look forward in 2013 for our square-off. I’ll knock you off  fair and square buddy.